Before I start this article, let me tell you, I love my phone; my phone is bae. It is literally the only thing I can touch and turn on! Having said that, my phone has certain tendencies, that drive me crazy; and I know you can relate. So let me tell you 5 reasons why our phones suck.
1. Sudden Death:
I swear to god I need to get my phone to go through a damn polygraph because it keeps lying to me! I look at my phone it says 30%; I open one app and BAM. Its dead. Like what the eff just happened. How did you go from 30 to dead. You just died so abruptly, without warning; just keep me hanging? Like what are you; a character from Game Of Thrones!? It is so frustrating, because then I'll plug my phone into the charger; and it'll instantly turn on and say 30%. like are you dead or are you alive? Is this the zombie apocalypse? Like the hell; DECIDE!
2. The Wire Trouble:
I swear to god, some Bollywood hook ups last longer than my phone charger. The amount of times I have to buy a new charger because the charger I currently own stops working is ridiculous. I am in dire need of coupons; like buy 5 chargers get the 6th free. Sometimes, I plug my phone in and it says charging, so I go to sleep; and then what happens, I wake up five hours late the next morning because none of my alarms went off, why? Because my phone's dead. And then sometimes; its like your charger will only work in certain positions, and you have to like origami with the wire. Not just this; have you ever plugged your phone in a faulty charger,and then it starts having a seizure.
Like it keeps effing vibrating. Like the hell are you doing; are you charging? Are you having a spiritual revelation? THE HELL YOU DOING!
3. The Auto Incorrect:
If my phone named me as a child, my name would be 'About a'; because my phone refuses to believe my name is Ankita. The auto correct keeps correcting things I know are correct. YOU are incorrect and you are auto neglecting my existence. That's rude. Sometimes auto-correct corrects things that doesn't even need correcting. Like if I type 'do' and it corrects it to 'so'. Like what? Is 'do' not a word? I'm pretty sure 'do' is a word, how are all these christian people getting married out there? And I'm so super stubborn, that even when auto-correct corrects me, I refuse to make any type of changes; I just keep typing the word, hoping it'll play out differently. The worst part is, you can't type offensive words, hell you can't even type shit. Like according to my phone, 'You're a piece of shot'.
4. Storage Shortage:
It doesn't matter how many GBs I have in my phone; the moment I want to take a picture, it'll tell me there's not enough "Storage Space". Like HOW? WHY? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? you telling me I have 32 GBs worth of selfies. Come on don't be telling me that because if that's what this is, then we have a problem. So what if it took me 30 selfies on average to get the right one.. whatever! Maybe we wouldn't have this problem if you let me delete your crap okay! Newsttad, Play Books, Play Games. Really phone, really? Its like you want to be out of space, its like you hate space.
5. Freezing like Olof:
You know sometimes my phone does this really cute thing, Like it pretends to be a character from Frozen; it stops moving, and does.. nothing. Because eventually Elsa did build a snowman, and that snowman is my phone. My phone has the tendency to freeze at the worst possible moments. Like when I wanna take a picture okay and I flip the screen and it freezes so I flip it again, it flips and flips back, and I'm like, oh..my bad. But then I do it again and its just flipping back and fourth and it doesn't know what the eff its doing! Its so weird its like my phone camera is acting like a drunk person! Just take the picture! Or, when you're writing a really important text, and the letters stop showing up because its frozen? I'm so stubborn, it doesn't even matter, I'll just keep typing. Oh yeah, you heard that right, I'm gonna type all of this and you better remember it! I don't care if you're just a messenger okay? THIS IS SPARTA! AND I WILL KILL YOU.
About Author:
Ankita Joshi, young aspiring writer with full of unconventional views about the world and society. She is passionate about learning new things and sharing them with people.
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